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Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it would be pleasurable to look at some hairy bananas that could do many different skills with power pineapples. Argetlam joined in as a violinist who liked to jump off burning bridges and kiss the deformed fish that cheated on him. Barrie likes herring on his big broad chest because his skin benefitted from its oily texture. I think that turnips are rather nutritous whilst Barrie prefers evil Matthew Lloyds. However, Matthew prefers lunatics that like to lick lovingly around the edges of Rusty Brown's Ring

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it would be pleasurable to look at some hairy bananas that could do many different skills with power pineapples. Argetlam joined in as a violinist who liked to jump off burning bridges and kiss the deformed fish that cheated on him. Barrie likes herring on his big broad chest because his skin benefitted from its oily texture. I think that turnips are rather nutritous whilst Barrie prefers evil Matthew Lloyds. However, Matthew prefers lunatics that like to lick lovingly around the edges of Rusty Brown's Ring. This is very

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it would be pleasurable to look at some hairy bananas that could do many different skills with power pineapples. Argetlam joined in as a violinist who liked to jump off burning bridges and kiss the deformed fish that cheated on him. Barrie likes herring on his big broad chest because his skin benefitted from its oily texture. I think that turnips are rather nutritous whilst Barrie prefers evil Matthew Lloyds. However, Matthew prefers lunatics that like to lick lovingly around the edges of Rusty Brown's Ring. This is very long and kinda

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it would be pleasurable to look at some hairy bananas that could do many different skills with power pineapples. Argetlam joined in as a violinist who liked to jump off burning bridges and kiss the deformed fish that cheated on him. Barrie likes herring on his big broad chest because his skin benefitted from its oily texture. I think that turnips are rather nutritous whilst Barrie prefers evil Matthew Lloyds. However, Matthew prefers lunatics that like to lick lovingly around the edges of Rusty Brown's Ring. This is very long and kinda scaring me now.

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it would be pleasurable to look at some hairy bananas that could do many different skills with power pineapples. Argetlam joined in as a violinist who liked to jump off burning bridges and kiss the deformed fish that cheated on him. Barrie likes herring on his big broad chest because his skin benefitted from its oily texture. I think that turnips are rather nutritous whilst Barrie prefers evil Matthew Lloyds. However, Matthew prefers lunatics that like to lick lovingly around the edges of Rusty Brown's Ring. This is very long and kinda scaring me now. then start again!

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Once upon a

Once upon a time there was...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of events which ended...

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of events which ended when McClaren decided

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of events which ended when McClaren decided that he would

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of events which ended when McClaren decided that he would run away to

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of events which ended when McClaren decided that he would run away to some big city.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of events which ended when McClaren decided that he would run away to some big city. He was now

Once upon a time there was a beautiful turnip called Graham Taylor who was eccentric and owned many pink umbrellas which Steve McClaren nicked and pranced around the Wembley turf as Barnsley beat Liverpool in a strange turn of events which ended when McClaren decided that he would run away to some big city. He was now going to see