The Earthquake

me and my fiancee nearly split up
and i was torn up about it even though we sorted things out before i went for a walk with my friend Heather

woah, sorry to hear that dude. Well I hope you and her are happy now. As for me, i am happy staying single for the moment

yeah we're happy now
happier than we've been in a long time
but we're going off-topic now

earthquakes are fun... if you actually feel or hear them

lol, Yeah. I actually want to be next to one lol, and if i can, jump the gap lol. that would be soo cool. or to bungee jump down in to one lol

lol that would be fun to do

I'm gonna be the first person to do that lol

tandem? or solo?
i want to cause the earthquake and abseil or rappel it rather than bungee it, more fun

lol, of course solo lol. yeah that would be cool. How would you cause an earthquake? lol. unless you have like telepathic powers to move the awesomely giant plates.

find a stressed out part of the fault and a big explosion will do the rest

That would be bad

that would be fun but it would be bad for the country it happened in lol

Good times

i slept through the earthquake heeeheee i was tired and i pretty much sleep through anything anyway, like lightning storms, i think they are kwl but they only happen when im really deeply asleep