Create a story

Each person is only allowed 3 words in which to carry the story on... Make sure you copy and paste the story from the person above so it doesn't get confusing.

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Once there was...

... a pair of...

...socks who went...

to the shop...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking.

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it...

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it would be pleasurable to

Once there was a pair of socks who went to the shop of insane purchases and saw a rather large kettle standing next to Alan Bowler who kissed the kettle and then took some catnip and whipped out his little door knocker to admire lovingly at the picture. Then he decided the lampost looked rather like a lampost, surprising, and almost lamposty looking. Ye Holy Cactus then decided it would be pleasurable to look at some...