Corrupt a wish

Granted!

I wish that Billy Talent would go on instead....

Whoo yeah, Billy Talent! Granted, as long as it's their second album, which is better

I wish those two idiots would pack it in....

Granted, but they end up packed in bean cans!

I wish that the teenage mutant ninja turtles were real...

granted but they turn evil and kill everyone

i wish i had some jaffa cakes to share with my friends

Granted but they has rusty razor blades inside them and cut everyones throats!

I wish that I could boogie like this guy....

granted but people don't like you dancing and so they ignore you

Granted, but you also destroy all the American bands you like, and the world economy collapses as well.

I wish there was someone else online...

Granted but they put a virus on your forum!

I wish that I wan't ill

granted but then the rest of your family becomes ill instead

i wish i had some money to go to hull right now without been robbed

Granted but me and outsider turn you and you decide to gamble it away on the two pence machines!

i wish that I could play devil may cry three right now...

granted but then you get part way through and i want it back the day after lol

i wish i had devil may cry 2 and 4 and that they both worked and i could play on them

Granted but then someone kills you so that they can have a go

I wish that I had the motivation to do work.

Granted, but you get too much motivation and find yourself doing work for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some Carlsberg....

Granted but it makes you giggle...

I wish that I could play pool right now...

Granted, but you lose all your games...

I wish I had some vodka...

Granted but it makes you puke really bad, and then you pass out for 41 years! ( i dunno!)

i wish that i didnt have to do work right now!

Granted, but you end up failing everything.

I wish I had a bacon sandwich...

granted but it is really fatty

i wish i had some more toblerone

Granted but then you choke on it horribly lol!

I wish that Rossi was my next door neighbour...

Granted, but he turns out to be gay, and you embarrass yourself by proposing to him in front of the whole school...

I wish I had some toffee icecream with sprinkles... and a flake for gd measure...

granted but all the ice cream is melted and the flakes are really hard and you cant eat them

i wish we didnt have internet restrictions at school

Granted, but you get expelled for looking at porn all day.

I wish we could create our own admin accounts.

granted but then we get thrown out for breaking rules that we didnt know about

i wish i had no fears

Granted, but you fall off a vliff in the absence of your heights fear.

I wish I didn't have media next.

granted, we have it 4TH

i wish we had some bacon sandwhiches