Corrupt a wish

Outsider wrote:Granted, but you fall off a vliff in the absence of your heights fear.

I wish I didn't have media next.

This is off-topic, but you have history next...

Oh, well i guess its granted then... I wish I had a bacon sandwich

Granted but it had rusty razor blades in it and slashes your throat open

I wish that Rossi was immortal and didnt age.....ever!

Nice corruption!
Granted, but he gets so bored with life he is always trying to commit suicide...and he gets so frustrated by not dying that he goes insane!

I wish school wasn't so boring.

Granted but then the teacher bring back corporal punishment to make it more interesting lol

I wish that it was Sunday 1.00pm

Granted, it's 1pm on Sunday in Victorian times....

I wish I could bring myselkf to do my history coursework, which I need to do tonight....

granted but then you abandon all of your other work and fail your A-levels

i wish i hadn't been abandoned by all my friends

Granted, they are all round at your house annoying you, including those people who think they are your friends but aren't really like Chris!

I wish June would come quicker

Granted but then its my birthday every day of the month!!!!!

I wish I didn't have to go to college anymore...

granted but you have to get a job and you are only qualified enough to work in mcdonalds for the rest of your life and when you retire you have a rubbish pension

Cheers for that

You haven't made a wish

whoops, sorry

granted, the person above the person above wishes for something but it never gets corrupted

i wish i could never have arguments with anyone unless i really had to

That's a weird one.

Granted, no one argues with you, in fact no one even acknowledges your existence...ever. You are doomoed to live your life alone and ignored...

I wish Hull will manage to stay in the Premiership next season XD

granted, but they get beaten like mad but stay in the same league and then get hammered a second time

i wish i had more music to listen to

Granted but its the Spice Girls 'zig a zig ahhhh!'

I wish i was 18

granted but your life gets so bad that you wish you were your original age again

i wish i could live a normal life